A Bottle of Wine

A man entered his favorite restaurant and, while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a table nearby.    He called the waiter over and asked that their most expensive bottle of Merlot be sent over to her-knowing that if she accepted it, she is his. 

The waiter got the bottle and quickly sent it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman.  

She looked at the wine and decided to send a note over to the man.  The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."   

The man, after reading this note, sent one of his own back to her.  It read:    "Just so you know, I happen to have a Corvette, a BMW, and a Mercedes in my garage and I have over two million dollars in the bank.  But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, will I cut 3 inches off my penis."