Then & Now
Then:  Watching the news about President Johnson
Now:  Watching the news about the President’s johnson

Then:  Long Hair
Now:   Longing for hair

Then:  Keg
Now:   EKG

Then:  Being caught with Hustler magazine
Now:   Being caught by Hustler magazine

Then:  "The Making of the President"
Now:   The making of the president

Then:  Getting your head stoned
Now:   Getting your headstone

Then:  Fighting to get rid of the lying President
Now:   Fighting to keep the lying President

Then:  The perfect high
Now:   The perfect high yield mutual fund

Then:  Elvis in the army
Now:   Elvis in a UFO

Then:  "Going Blind"
Now:   Going blind

Then:  Following the Grateful Dead
Now:   Following Dr. Kevorkian

Then:  Worrying about no one coming to your party
Now:   Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

Then:  Acid Rock
Now:   Acid Reflux.

Then:  Moving to California because it's cool
Now:   Moving to California because it's warm

Then:  Growing pot
Now:   Growing a pot belly

Then:  Being called into the Principal's office
Now:   Storming into the Principal's office

Then:  Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now:   Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children

Then:  Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now:   Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then:  Seeds and stems
Now:   Roughage

Then:  Popping pills, smoking joints
Now:   Popping joints

Then:  Our president's struggle with Fidel
Now:   Our president's struggle with fidelity

Then:  Paar
Now:   AARP

Then:  Killer weed
Now:   Weed killer

Then:  Hoping for a nice BMW
Now:   Hoping for a nice BM

Then:  Getting into a new, hip joint
Now:   Getting a new hip joint

Then:  Rolling Stones
Now:   Kidney stones

Then:  Screw the system!
Now:   Upgrade the system

Then:  Peace sign
Now:   Mercedes logo

Then:  Parents begging you to get your hair cut
Now:   Children begging you to get their heads shaved

Then:  Taking acid
Now:   Taking antacid

Then:  Passing the driver's test
Now:   Passing the vision test

Then:  Whatever
Now:   Depends