Henry Ford

Henry Ford died and went to Heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him; "You've been such a good guy, and your invention, the assembly line for automobiles, changed the world! As a reward, you can "hang out" in Heaven with whomever you choose."

Ford says; " I want to hang out with GOD himself."

So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room and introduces him to GOD.

Ford then asks GOD  " When you invented Woman GOD, what were you thinking?"

GOD asks;  " What do you mean?"

Ford says, " Well GOD, you have some major flaws in your invention."

1. There is too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission at least 5-6 days each month.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust pipe.
8. The headlights are usually to small.
9. And fuel consumption is outrageous, Just to name a few.

"Hmmmmmmmm, replies GOD, wait a minute." GOD goes over to the Celestial Super Computer, enters a few strokes and waits for the results.  In no time, the computer prints out a report and GOD reads it.  GOD then turns to Ford and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed as you say, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours.