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Boys n' Girls |
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A little boy and a little girl were sitting on
the porch talking, when the little girl asked: "Do you want to get
undressed and we can play doctor?"
The little boy replied, "That's too old fashioned"... "spit out your gum, I want to play President." Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole, when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, "What are you up to, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it? "Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat.
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